'tis true, I'm a liar
Now that Daimon mentions it, I do recall a very brief stint with Friendster that involved signing up and shutting down. "I did not have relations with Friendster."

Daimon does bring to light a bigger issue. In the style of Blair, or that USA Today guy, or Pete Rose, or Mark W. from 5th grade, I'm a liar and a cheat, especially in this venue.

Here are three of the more recent indiscretions:
*Reuben and I missed the Squirtle like 25 times before we were able to knock it from its perch for the third time.

*The Easter Egg Hunt that involved moving furniture, never happened.

*I'm not too frugal to buy my own camera, I'm just not moved to do so.

I'm not sorry. Deal with that. If I can't lie here, I can't tell the truth.