My superpower
When I first saw a poster of ScissorFight, which is a cherry band name, I said, "Are they from Nebraska?"

For a day I thought I had discovered my calling. I could look at people and determine what state they were from. Then I found out ScissorFight was from New Hampshire. That wasn't supposed to happen. Maybe if I'd seen the lead singer's beard--it's so totally Manchester. What was I thinking? The bass player's John Deere cap distracted me. The song lyrics "Getting down, up in the country" would've helped too, but then it wouldn't be the same, would it?