I'm a 25 year-old curmudgeon
*I holler at cell phones. I want to talk back when I overhear questions.

*I spit when I see Hummers, and snarl at other SUVs.

*I grumble about my impatience and the impatience of my generation.

*I am becoming increasingly convinced that "Big Brother" will be watching in no time. My own hypocrisy as a blogger at this concern is laughable.

*I have the sense that the more "we" improve the more "we" screw things up. I throw out fast food as my current prime example.

*Darn you meddling kids. I would've gotten away with it, too.