Crazy
I hate to go back to this and post some more, but the more I think about this the crazier I become. What if someone like this moron is out there stealing my life and screwing it up? Or worse, what if they are stealing my life and doing a better job of it?

I know you're thinking, "trust me Dave, no one wants to steal your life," but...but... they might. And some of you must be thinking "sheesh, I thought when Reuben got back we could return to the witty one-liners and I wouldn't have to read so much. I don't come here to read. I come here for nonsense."

Well this is NONSENSE, it's just taking me longer to get there!