Shhhh!
If you listen very closely you can hear my jaw tightening. Remember when I thought I was underworked and overpaid? It looks like the universe is trying to balance itself out.

Keep it down. My head hurts.

Update: NPR reminds me to have a little perspective. There's an evacuation going on. People are running out of gas or stuck in the traffic that comes from 1.1 million people heading north. Government employees are trying to get people out of Rita's way safely. I don't have a clue what overworked and underpaid is. No one lives or dies because of the work that I do. I'm going to go humbly eat my enchiladas and shut my whining trap.