Seeking balance?
Try beer and a Nicholas Sparks novel.

If a greatest occurs and nobody cares, how great is it?
The hunt for a successful greatest ended this past Sunday. The reaction wasn't that stellar. I guess I'll have to do it better next time.

Tuesday is too close to Monday
It's moving in the right direction though.

Vanity
is filling up your camera's memory card with shots of yourself. It's not full.

What makes an administrative professional?
I'm just asking whether or not I get to celebrate tomorrow.