...and she has to be animated...
I'm not looking for Ms. Perfect, more like...
Elastigirl. It's a stretch, I know...

"It's kind of like an unofficial college holiday"
When did green beer go out of fashion? I don't remember ever hearing so many (at least 2) people (or was it publications?) rail against green beer. Is it the town? Or has green beer gone the way of jalepeno pepper Christmas lights? Why it seems like just yesterday you couldn't have a party* without either and now look at this place.

*I've never been to a party with either as far as I can recall. It felt poetic. Happy St. Patrick's Day. If you've got Irish in you, let it out.