A list of things I want to tell you/ask you not unlike the usual things I tell you/ask you except this time in list format

1. Yummy roadtrips. Let's hit the road, Jack, or Clare.

2. If not the road, perhaps a ride on Amtrak would be suitable. We can share a sleeper car. Hmmm?

3. Why do I know more baby shower games than my coworkers? They have babies for crying out loud.

4. I do not live in the city. I promise to stop saying I do. It's a lie. I apologize to the city for this lie. I will do my best to perpetuate it no longer.

5. More silliness. Less of the other stuff.