Can't afford to go. Can't afford to stay.
When did camping become a 30-dollar-a-night activity?
I thought it was just KOA with their overpriced ground space, but it's almost everybody. I just want some ground, people. I just want it for a night or so. Why, they're selling whole mountains for cheaper than they rent tent sites. No wonder people are falling asleep at the wheel. They can't afford to pull over. Next thing we know gas prices will be more than 2 dollars a gallon, or, uh, more. Talk about intense, no, wait, that was the first bit.

Maybe everybody should just stay home. Too bad we can't afford rent or a mortgage either...