The ring of self-esteem
I imagine you like me, or pretend to like me, for one of these 5 reasons.
1.You like that I'll tell you the truth if you ask, at least some truth. What is truth anyway?
2. I'm usually up for it, if it's cheap and legal or should be cheap and legal.
3. Like any retired circus monkey, I'm amusing to have around.
4. I'm here. You can't seem to lose me. It's not that you haven't tried.
5. Some other reason that isn't reason one through five.
6. Except that now five includes itself, creating this unending loop of reasons why you like me. Aw. That's sweet.