My Fortune cookies
"The start of an October Marathon begins on the couch in April"

"Love is easily attained, especially when renamed Lust"

"Everything does not remind you of her. She reminds you of everything."

"Your past and your future are always on a collision course."

"The cleaner the toilet, the cleaner the conscience."

"Your next decision is the first of many."

"A watch that tells no time is merely a bracelet."

"A great hat is not one which covers, but one which uncovers."

"Do not let activity define you, instead define activity."

"Do not let go of all the old ways, for without them there could be no new ways."

"Slow down while you speed up. You'll get there in time."