I'm going to work tomorrow!! The AARP needs data entry. I can enter data. Who says the AARP isn't glamorous?
Meanwhile, I don't know about this thing. I went to bed more worried about libel than I've been since J-school.

And now TOP 5 THINGS about going to work:
5. I have a reason to bathe.
4. Chicks dig the AARP.
3. Maybe I'll run into M.J. on the Metro.
2. Data Entry spelled backwards is Yrtne Atad
1. Now I can buy twice as much mystery meat.