Jolted awake by "There he is!"
I was reading my morning paper on my morning commute when I flipped open to the feature and had a seizure. It wasn't a real seizure, it was a Why-is-there-a-picture-of-Adrian-H.-peeking-out-over-a-computer-in-my-morning-paper? seizure. I knew the answer, chicagocrime.org, but I was still stunned to see him. Maybe because his hair looks lighter.

OR MAYBE BECAUSE HE WAS IN MY PAPER!

Fast foward some hours and I was asking Autumn if she had read a story I had enjoyed in yet another paper. I was stumbling over the headline, "Its headline was like 'white women in the news' or something."

"I wrote that headline," she replied.

"Oh. Then I guess you've read it."

What a day.