More stuff you would know if you lived inside of me or close by
1. Lately, I've had the urge to break into a run when I'm walking.
2. I think I am now able to mask my disappointment when I find out someone is married.
3. Marriage is not inherently disappointing.
4. At least I don't think it is.
6. There may be no such thing as a free lunch, but the closer you are to the bottom rung, the closer the lunch is to free.
7. I skipped 5 just to tick you off.
8. I'm thinking I need a vacation. The Washington-Oregon combination is currently leading stateside, while Iceland is momentarily tops in the land of the passport.
9. I am not Deep Throat.
10. The numbers on this list are freakin' superfluous.