The only stapler I've ever wanted to drag race
We got a new stapler in the office today. It's silver. The florescent lights reflect off it's shiny surfaces and it makes me want to staple faster'n lightning. It also makes me want some flame decals, a pretty lady dropping a scarf, and a malt, not necessarily in that order.

And for those of you not driving staplers
There are flags for crossing the street. I'm all for smarter pedestrians, cheap solutions, and sleek sexy staplers, not necessarily together.