International House of STFU
Two chocolate milks is at least one too many, especially out. The corporates put too much sauce in their milk. Next time I’m getting me 1 order of milk, 1 order of chocolate milk, and 1 extra glass. That’s just plum smart. And another thing, swedish pancakes not made by Al Johnson (or using the Al Johnson mix) are like really thin pieces of ass covered with lingonberries. Lingonberries!?! It’s like it’s not even a fruit in those other countries that make up the I’m Hopped up on Pancakes establishment. It’s just fruit flavored or something whack like that. This is not Wisconsin and IHOP can suck it. And lingonberry butter is a bad idea. It combined the tastes of bad berries with the tastes of bad butter. Nobody puked, but they don’t sell the stuff in stores for a reason.