Peeps to the pizzo
Peeps arrived in the cube today through the mail. I guess they'll ship anything these days. Upon arrival and after expressing my disgust, I found out that the little pink peep bunnies were not in fact the original peep. Oh no. There are little pink chicks too. The chicks are more three dimensional, though just as foul. As I meted out the little peeps to coworkers, I got suspicious looks.

"I just don't like them, all right," I tried to explain.
"Didn't you just go to the SPAM museum?" they asked.

Curses.