It's time for some ads
My degree allows me to enjoy a whoopee cushion and some monkeys on so many levels.

I also found a new crush. She is the brunette in the Pepsi ads. Reuben says she might be 18. Sir Paul would understand. Or he would've before he had grandkids.

The Mustang commercial sucked. Twice. This fine ad parody, however, almost makes me want a "new" car.

Depending on who you ask, America either liked the Bud light commercial with the guy jumping out of the plane or didn't. For my money, more ads should have abandoned their chutes. I'm counting on my old roommate to fix that next year.

I nearly forgot to give a nod to the cell phone hold-up. The shotgun really touched me. In my mind, it went off.