You've got to be kidding me

1. The "ERS" is burnt out at the local BORDERS. That means my neighborhood is BORD with books, music, and movies.

2. If it's good enough for Maryland's prisoners, it's good enough for me. My new dentist also works in the prison system.

3. What the BLEEP do we know?! is one of those movies that had I gone alone I would've been thinking, "Man, I wish I had someone to talk to." Since I went with someone, I couldn't think of much to say.

4. I watched Ultimate for 5 hours today and I resisted the urge to pop pills and play.

5. Thursday was a dotopian anniversary, so I threw a party in my head, but nobody came.