The side effects of running
Running, the kind I've undertaken the last two weeks trotting farther than I ever have before, produces a special sort of delirium that I have to imagine is not unlike drunkenness. It also produces some other interesting side effects. Such as:
*the ability to devour a whole can of cream corn as a side dish and still be hungry
*sore nipples
*a deep penetrating hatred of shoes
*stair-induced grunts
*chafed thighs
*a twisted sort of self-satisfaction
*AND SO MUCH MORE!