Weather report
The winds of change are blowing. At the moment it's just breezy and swirling.
Expect minimal precipitation, low barometric pressure, and a general cooling until right before the storm hits.
Stay tuned.

Postal report
Black jelly beans and Russell Stovers eggs have just arrived by Express Bunny. The kicker is the miniature rubber chicken. It smells funny, but it cracks me up.

Art news
The first attempt at framing my dirty laundry has resulted in an off-center effort. Further attempts to follow.

In politics
Since no one is here to stop me, I have elected myself Grand Master of Ice Cream and All Things Sweet. No one can usurp my power, except perhaps the ADA.

In sports
Mall walkers have taken to the streets because they like Spring.

Local news
The recycling and trash are on the curb. Rest easy citizens.