Some questions for you
*Why do Thank-you notes come in packages of 8 and buns in packages of 10?

*Why doesn't Tupperware tout its burping abilities anymore?

*If a stitch in time saves nine, what saves 6 and 1/2?

*How can you feel so alone in a big city and so not-alone in a cabin in the woods?

*Why do the people you love drive you so freaking crazy?

*Who did those stupid Hallmark ads (for the kissing dolls)? And worse who let them?

*Who titles a good book "The Secret History" and expects people to buy it? (Someone wiser than me perhaps, since it was a bestseller.)

*Is there any significance to the fact that my questions involve marketing, relationships, and ridiculousness?

*Where have all the cowboys gone? Deh doo Deh doo dehdoo dehdo