My apologies to the frog

"Hardcore Collection" to the tune of "Rainbow Connection"

Why are there so many sites about pornos?
And how much they are to buy.
Pornos for cruisers, but not just losers.
And pornos leave nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it.
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Some day we'll find it, the hardcore collection
the perverts, the psychos, and me.

Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
when wished on the pooorn star
Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.
And look what it's done so far.
Why does the groaning keep us downloading
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the hardcore collection
the perverts, the psychos, and me.

All the web under it's spell
we know that it's probably tragic---

Have you been half aroused? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
Is this the shrill sound that calls to our failures?
The voice might be one and the same.
I've heard it too many times to ignore it.
It's something I shouldn't have found.
Someday I'll regret it, the hardcore collection
the perverts, the psychos, and me.