I had grand plans for New Year's Eve. They didn't happen. NYC, Atlantic City, even Wilkes-Burre, PA are all going to have to wait a little longer to see me. Drop on by and let's go to Atlantic City. I need some S-I-N.
In sports news NC State beat Notre Dame. I watched, but I'm not sure I cared. That's why I'm telling you. I shouldn't be the only one in the know who doesn't care. That's unhealthy.
Pregnant women frighten me. They have bellies shaped like giant rubber playground balls. They complain about kicking, punching and babies swimming laps. The scariest thing of all, some day soon the giant rubber ball has to come out and and and
be carried by the stork.