The night brushing my teeth felt like magic
I went to a holiday party last night. We sang pop songs, watched Halloween movies set at Christmas time, and consumed a lot of sugar. Early in the evening I ate lasagna and then it's all just a whirl of gingerbread men, white-nut somethin' cookies, Nestea, Schnapps Chocolate, and on and on. It made my head hurt. And we didn't even get to the chocolate fondue.
I know a man who once said, "She was like, (super valley girl emphasis)'where am I?' in the Bermuda Triangle." And his teammates said, "Amelia Earhart". And they were right. And it was funny. And he is the best Taboo player I've ever seen.