The current worries in my life:
1. Thinning hair
2. expanding waistline/lack of exercise
3. never leaving the Tax Aide department at AARP
4. Dying a lonely, dirty, rotten old man

Disclaimer: I also have daily sort of worries like "does my breath smell ok?" but these are the big ones that aren't as important as they seem this morning.

P.S. At the moment my breath does not smell ok. The night and a healthy helping of Apple Zings (registered trademark) have not contributed to minty freshness.