The problem

-with slouching and eating Pringles is that you end up with crumbs in your belly button.

-with hanging out at a college that you never attended is that eventually someone is going to call you creepy and you're going to start to wonder if they're right.

-with buying new banjo strings is that then you have to figure out how to attach them to your banjo.

-with not having TV is that you don't get to see The Gilmore Girls unless you're in a hotel.

-with reading all of this garbage is that it doesn't really get you anywhere.