Breakfast Builder

A song inspired by the Parks and Rec tv show line, "Looks like we have ourselves an old-fashioned pawn shop waffle iron bidding war."

I built a house for breakfast
Its walls were bacon strips
The roof was a waffle
I'd sell that place for tips

Cereal and milk
bagels and oj
I built a house for breakfast
I'll eat well today

Breakfast builder- hooray!
Breakfast builder- hooray!
WA-WA-WA-WA-WAFFLES

My eggs are over easy
The bacon's rather greasy
The floors are all toasted
The shower's mostly roasted

Breakfast builder- hooray!
Breakfast builder- hooray!
WA-WA-WA-WA-WAFFLES

Sung by Waffle Fright at MDPL. Recording pending.