Monday, January 21, 2008

Taste memory
Before I get started I would just like to thank those in charge for having winter smell like winter, at least for a few days.

I purchased some chocolate chip Pop-tarts today and was reminded of my time as a liftie. To me, chocolate chip Pop-Tarts taste like ski lift shacks. This is not the best flavor, even for a toaster pastry. It's not that I dislike them, it's more like they remind me of overdose. Chocolate chip Pop-tarts were my drug of choice that spring, mostly because the price was right. I'm fairly certain that the year this particular model of tart came out someone with connections (though marginally impressive connections at best) secured a shipment of the tarts for general consumption. Consume, I did. Pop-tarts for elevensies, Pop-tarts for an afternoon snack, a pocketful of Pop-tarts for later. I was menace to my innards. My body has not completely erased that memory, so I will tread carefully with the remaining six in the box.

I suppose that I was trafficking in tastebud reflections today because besides the Pop-tarts that made it into my cart, I also considered a cylinder of the orange-flavored "do-it-yourself" cinnamon rolls. Orange cinnamon rolls taste like heartbreak to me. The pictures in my mind have grown blurry; I can only see snippets of a well-couched (at least in number) living room, a blocked-off fireplace, a tear-obscured face, and a plate of the cinnamon rolls sloppily coated in icing of heart wrenching orange. The cinnamon rolls would go fairly quickly. The heartbreak would linger for years. I put back the rolls and left with orange juice. I like to think it fights disease.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Orange-flavored cinnamon rools make me think of morning sickness. Needless to say, I avoid them as well. Let's start a boycott. An emotional boycott.

David said...

An emotional boycott, you say. Can we have an emotional sit-in too?

Anonymous said...

Oh, yes, my friend. We're waging a full-scale emotional protest.

Abba said...

Y'all have just put me off orange cinnamon rolls by just the PROSPECT of emotional turmoil.