Given the finger by the hands of fate
I should probably save that title, but then I'd have to use the arrow keys and stuff. I'll leave it up there instead.

Travelocity is offering a 3-day weekend special with low low fares and I was tempted. I decided maybe I would go on a little trip this weekend, but I didn't know where. So I rolled the dice, or more accurately closed my eyes and moved the mouse up and down and in a few swirling motions to choose my destination. Round and round and up and down, where I stop nobody- WASHINGTON D.C.

What?! Are you kidding?

I'm not flying there, I'll tell you that. I'm sure it's lovely this time of year, though.