Live. Nude*. Customer. Service.
I gotta tell you- I've been pleased as punch with speaking to actual human beings when I'm cashing in gift certificates for purchases lately. They're friendly. They're helpful. One of them even gave me a dollar!

I love the Internets, don't get me wrong. It's a wondrous convenient place to siphon my money, but every so often, it sure is swell to talk to somebody to place an order for llama**.

Operators are standing by. Call now!

*The nudity of said service is unverifiable.
**No animals were harmed in my purchase. Uh. Er. Unless you count the cows that will be made into steaks. They're a little bit harmed.