So this is the night
I'm this close to just saying "Fine. Let's get cable." I'd be throwing almost two solid years and what I know somewhere deep down is good sense right out the window so that I could get my fill of those Gilmore Girls and this mysterious O.C. Instead, I get the No See and some game called Razamatan. No. That wasn't it. Where is Adrian to explain the rules when I need him?

This game is really pretty good. Word on the street is that other famous Chicagoans play too. It's a cross between Monopoly, Risk, and some other game that isn't Ultimate. Settlers of Catan, that's it! was quite enjoyable. I recommend an assistant and as much vulgarity and thinly-veiled sexual references as possible. Oh yea, the kiddies will eat this one up. You can make wheat jokes- "Wheat is sweet." You can make brick jokes- "A ton of bricks." You can make wood jokes. I'll let you make wood jokes on your own. And you can make sheep jokes. Pirate. Sheep. Jokes. Ore combine them all. It's funny. I swear it.

Speaking of games, I've decided to pass on the crazy travel plans and deal with some DC sights for now. I had considered just showing up at the train station and going on whatever train was leaving. I'd also considered making every decision this weekend based on a coin flip. I haven't entirely ruled that one out. Either way, I'm feeling toast for breakfast. Oh yea! I'm an adventurer.