It's time for some plunging
I'm not talking about squishy bathroom appliances here. I'm talking about grabbing on as life whizzes by. This wishy-washy stuff has got to stop. I don't want my twenties to be remembered as the decade life stood still. It's time for some serious button mashing. I'm in Mortal Kombat and I'm {this close} to pulling out the finishing move and grabbing life by the still throbbing heart.

I have no idea what that meant, 'cept "seize the mother-effing day suckah! And while yuze at it, you might as well take the night."

Also time for singing and dancing
Bride & Prejudice. I went in with low expectations and left happy. That's all we can really ask in these situations. We can also ask for good-looking people on screen. This movie delivers. If you are expecting a cat fight in the rain between Miss World and Miss India, however, this movie will let you down. The silly sweetness of the singing and dancing nearly make up for the lack of a good cat fight, but not entirely. My recommendation: Sing and dance your way to the matinee, ya cheapskate.