Application for my weekend
After two consecutive quite wonderful weekends with two quite wonderful people, I now find myself in the position of having a weekend vacancy. If you would like to fill this vacancy or a future vacancy, please fill out the following application. Thank you.

Name:
Supercool Nickname I can holler if needed:
Three items you will bring with you on this weekend:
Where do you see our weekend taking place?
Stated purpose of our weekend (think big):
Actual purpose of our weekend (give it to me straight):
Two activities you would like to undertake with me:
Please rank your preferred method of transport starting with your favorite: A. car B. public C. walking D. running E. sliding F. magic carpet
What is your favorite card game? A. Go Fish B. Poker C. Spades D. Canasta E. Break the Bucket
Do you see yourself as A. Fiscally responsible B. Rich and looking to treat C. Hoping for a free ride D. hungry ?
Complete this sentence Snow makes me .
Complete this analogy David is to pants as I am to .
Fill in the blanks A weekend is not complete without blank, blank, and blank.

Optional Bonus question: What is the likelihood that we're going to make out?



Due to the competitive nature of my weekends, you will only hear from me if you meet my needs at this time. Thank you for applying and good luck with your weekends. We do not discriminate based on anything that might offend anyone including but not limited to age, race, sexual orientation, favorite color, ability to make cookies, and/or english/metric system preference.