Transportation questions
1.Is it just me or does it seem like trains create a different seat partner dynamic than airplanes? In airplanes it's like, "well, I'm stuck with you and we might plummet from the sky and die together so maybe we should talk." In trains it seems to be more, "I could up and leave at any time and/or we could be robbed by men on horseback, so let's not talk."

2.On both of my trips traveling south on Amtrak I have found myself next to women crying. Do
a)they know something I don't?
b)I make women traveling south cry?
c)I generally make women cry, but only notice it when traveling south?
d)I need to stop wearing my Eau de Onions cologne?