Who let Bartlett loose?

A quote from the roommate
"I feel like I want to shower again but I'm not sure if that's necessary or a good idea. I'm not sure I smell bad. But walking to and from here and Foggy bottom..."

The ellipse occurs at the precise moment when my ability to hold a conversation (cough. cough.) and my ability to type (giggles.) were at odds with one another.

A quote from me
"I feel like I want to unbutton my shirt and dance on my chair. I also want to do lots of whooping and hollering 'cause it's the weekend and I'm kind of pleased with that."

A quote from Amber
"A Belgian Waffle has no offensive tactical strength."

A quote from my green naughyde couch a.k.a. "The UltraLounge"
"pfftttf"

One more quote that won't make my mother proud
The setting of this quote is pertinent. I was at a Catholic University playing Ultimate. When my team made a mental error, I started screaming, "When you switch the mark in the middle of a play, you are SCREWING! your teammates." Repeat at full volume at least 3 times.