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If I was a giant Tuxedo-eating robot, starring in a romantic comedy opposite Keira Knightley, do you think I would need to be the rough and tumble type or would I need to be more of the sensitive robot type? Are there even sensitive robot types? I think there probably are, like the ones who wear lipstick, or like Johnny 5. He was sensitive, then again he was alive. Johnny 5 is alive! You think he's still alive? I think so. I mean he had a rough couple of years what with the short circuiting and all, but he seemed to come out on top, in fact didn't he come out golden? and not in the slang way either, Johnny 5 was gold-plated if I remember correctly. My favorite line from those movies was, "Your mother was a vacuum cleaner." I am not willing to wager that was the first big onscreen Mom joke. It killed! Oh my.

Tuxedos are Safeway brand Oreos. They taste just like Oreos, but better than Hydrox. I've never liked Hydrox much. The name is kind of creepy too. Like some weird cookie science experiment.
Do you think the cookie monster was a weird science experiment? Like maybe he wasn't supposed to be blue at all. Oh the horror. Poor guy.