Friends
Sister: My friends don't have blogs. They're not computer geeks like your friends.

Me: My friends aren't really computer geeks, well, some of them are, but that's not why they have blogs.

Still me: It's just that my friends are more self-absorbed. *

*I actually said something like "journalists" or "writers" or "like to write", but self-absorbed is my new favorite description, which you would care about if you weren't so self-absorbed.**

**I don't really think you're that self-absorbed. I'm trying to be funny here.***

***Besides self-absorbtion, I am also enjoying the "footnote asterisk." Don't ask me why.****

****You could ask me why, but I don't know the answer, so it wouldn't really be worth it.