If I was a freak show,
I wouldn't sell many tickets.

Little oddities I have noticed today:
*Generally, I loathe myself on the first 3/4 of my commute home. We're talking all-out "you've never done anything right in your life" loathing. And then it disappears- just like that.

*There may be no such thing as a free lunch, but the three I haven't paid for this week sure were nice.

*It's not my fault. It's the beautiful women.

*Jealousy is an icky pointless emotion as far as I can tell.